The Frog Song

If your French and you know it, run away
Cest le Francai, le comprend, escap'e
If your French and you know it
And you feel the need to show it
If your French and you know it
Run away.

If your Dutch and you know it, take of your gear
If your Dutch and you know it, bare your rear
If your Dutch and you know it
You'll always damn well show it
So get it over with, and take off all your gear

If your British and you know it, we'll, your fucked
If your British and you know it - your bad luck
If your a whiney pommy fuckwit
And you cannot help but show it
If your British and you know it
Don't take a bath

If your a Kiwi and you know it, root a sheep
If your a Kiwi and proud of it, go 'bleat bleat'
If your a Kiwi and you know it
Put on gumboots and get to it
If your a Kiwi and you know it
Shag a sheep

If your a Yank, and you know it, open your mouth
If your a Yank, and wish to show it, open your mouth
If your a Yank and want to display it
The best way for you to do it
Is open your mouth, and crap will dribble outta it

If your an Aussie and you know it, wear your thongs
If your an Aussie and you know it, wear your thongs
If your an Aussie and you know it
Then thongs will really show it
If your an Aussie, just remember, 'thongs and bongs'

If your French and you know it, eat some garlic
If your a French chick and you know it, don't shave your legs
If your French and you know it, best be prepared to defend it
'Cause everyone else will want to punch your head in